The magic of keeping self occupied:)

A brilliant discovery in its own might ,. as they say an idle man’s brain is adevil’s workshop … i truth i realised while i was having a conversation with a fren of mine who had recently put down his papers . The guy was working in a devil’s workshop itself and throught the conversation it dawned upon us the tru reason for the devil to work…. It was the time left idled which itself manifested into several unwanted things which were actually taking up his time now.

So the secret is to keep the mind occupied. do something … ANYTHING . for do get the results that u have nt achieved till date u got to do things that you havent done till date there we go … go take a class. learn music . do swimming . go gymming . take ur dog for a walk .. walk in the park . put on those sports hoes and run … do anything … do something different today … for variety is the spice of life . but DO .

Peace.

Politics~~~

A topic raging since time immemorial… Men, women adn children for that matter enjoy the dirty game.. no no no i aint talking bout no national or local governments, the politics i refer to here is about manipulatios, groupisms, favoritisms, shielding the guilty …. on those lines.

Now didnt we all get that little grin across our cheeks reading these cheeky lines.??? I mean its so beautiful as to how humans subconciously have evolved and mastered this art .. Must say as part of the “origin of species”, something that was necessary to protect and thrive one’s own existence. The greatest tool developed is the tool to slither your way across, a term reffered to as Machiavellism which has historically come to mean that effectiveness alone counts in politics; political actions should not be restricted by considerations of morality, of good or evil.

Putting it in braoder terms it encompasses each and every single one of us…. for it aint bout survival of fittest or anything to do with winning elections, but we are all politicians at various levels . For it is about us at the end of the day!!! i mean about just me for me and you for you….

Protecting our own intrests come primarily as instincts, it is as reflex as winking of eyelids, its as important as chocolate in chocolate pudding…. i mean its important!!! So we all play these small dirty games every now and then spicing up our lives…After all whats life without spice???

Amen!!

Ring the bell.. the dog SALIVATES…. it doesnt wag the TAIL!!~

ha…… Pavlov conducted this genius experiment …..

by god do i miss training this was my most favorite conversation…… la la la la ba ba ba ba …

its beautiful … so pure yet so powerful……

Stimulus—-) Response

Stimulus—-) CHOICE—–) Response..

Was reading works of a master and he spoke just 1 word when asked what is enlightenment..? He says ” Awareness” and we ripped it off from there …. Buddha talks bout Awareness …. there was this incident where buddha is walking with his disciple … there were a lot of flies hovering around in the air ( india u see, flies and mosquitoes are in abundance) . So buddha is talking to his disciple and gently moves his hand over his head to brush the flies away….. and at that very moment Buddha freezes and starts staring at his hand and talks bout how nothing should be done without awareness…..

AWARENESS IS INDEED THE KEY TO SALVATION…..

(P.S- i am not getting sleep these days !!! arrrrgh! )

That tone that fucks your head!!!

hahaha dont get scandalised … was watching this movie yest ….. where it spoke bout how certain music can bring back the most powerful of memories both empowering and disempowering ( this is much better compared to positive and negative) So was just wondering if it was actually applicable to normal people like you and me …

Well its atleast applicable to me … you see these wierd experiments that humans conduct actually show that anything that serves as a stimuli ( a triggering agent) actually gets a response for its the only universal law ….. stimulus and a response… ring the bell…. dog wags the tail…. { expect for the fact that as humans we are different from animals where we have a stimulus and a response but something that distinguishes us is that choice of response!! ) but u see its something very reflex… something embedded in your subconcious…. so smells, music , weather anything and everything has the capability to trigger a sub-concious level reponse to the same and this in fact delivers certain harmones which act upon your body vitals …

SUPER COOOOOOOOOL no???/ the study of within is far greater than the study outside….. we all gotta study

and yeah there is this product available in the market as described in oceans 13 so go for it!!!

louveee Shreyas

Getting back to old habbits…. Are we?/

Old habbits die hard… Especially if your’s is one that has to deal with laziness or laid back attitude or ” Hey the world’s not gonna fall apart, if i dont do this !” n so it seems that we are back to square one. except for the fact that one is aware of the existence of the square..

Why do i Like playing with words… does it show i am smart or is it plain cowardice to talk straight . I think neither . It just gives mental satisfaction.

Got a head massage done and what struck me the most is that people actually wanna work .. do good work for their jobs are at stake .. so one of the ideal ways to get the best performance is actually create some sort of insecurity provided that is controlled in a very healthy manner.. i know its a pradox but trust me it works !!!

Ciao …. My arms keep missing you !!!

a test post ….

as always its an experiment .. i mean i got this idea at 8.15 pm and i rushed to ofiice to write it down …. ( office s got this really cool net connection and its Free like duh! )

so lets see how its goes forward!

Peace!

TALK BOUT GOING GREEN!!!1

wasnt sarcasm in any way whats soever … somethings thats been pending since a long long time… so gotta get started on it… hope to create a seperate page for the same and add interesting material and thoughts on global warming and greener world…. coming soon to a computer screen near you !

and also should remember to tell vicky how irresponsible he is !

thanks and regards!

Shreyas Anur Jayanth. (that stays in capitals )

AND back to blogging after eternity…..

Firstly turning off my itouch .. kinda distracting you know when u gotta think and write stuff music really gets in the way of thinking ( i cant stop singing the damn song man !)

Why blogging after a long time .. aaah lets say honestly it was something i realised i missed .. talking bout things running in my head and putting it down somewhere ( the person with whom i used to do it before is kinda busy now) so…. here we are ! up and running….

hope this serves as a tool to guide me in stuff that i need guidance …aaargh capital letters at beginning of sentences is something that should be made automated..

Anyways as some great person says ” when u pray for courage God aint giving you no courage but he gives you opportunities to be courageous “

Signing off for now …

Shreyas Anur Jayanth,

Remember the Name~

Exams and Theorey of relativity!

Exams on their way , and i was pondering over the theorey of relativity , and i found how beautifully the theorey is applicable to each and everyone of us .

ITS RELATIVE !

“Sit on a hot fire for a minute , it ll seem like an hour but sit next to a pretty chick for an hour it ll seem like a minute ! – Albert Einstein”

Modern versions -

“Sit in a lecture for a minute it will seem like an hour , sit in a cinema hall for 2 hours it ll seem like  minute”

” A walk to the HOD’s cabin [ which is 20 steps away ] seems like an eternal journey , a trip to nandhi hills “only 2 hours macha ! “

” Healthy hygenic food prepared by mom , tasteless , food available throughout the city on roads ” Heavenly!”

” Submit assignments on time which were given 2 weeks in advance , ” time is too less to complete ” , friends call you for night out at 8 pm ” will be there boy!”

” Dad says come to relatives place ” Have to study ! ” , catch up with old friends ” lot of time left for studies !”

” Take your neighbours dog to hospital , ” i get nausea” , go to hospitals after hospitals for you need a medical certificate to show in college for a reason for bunking your exams ” PLease help Sir ! “

” Look up on the internet and get information of tomorrow’ s lecture” – ” Computer is not proper sir ” , ” Orkut, Facebook , GTalk, Yahoo , Skype – Unlimited broadband also seems insufficient!”

Cost of 5 th sem college fees – 25000 + 1000 [ ushus ] + 350  [ CSA ]

Cost of Books , notes bag etc – 5000

Cost of clothes & accessories-  15000

Vehicle Expenses – 10000

Entertainment and dining expenses – 6000

Telephone expenses – 3000

Internet expenses – 4000

Exams in 5 days , you scramble around college and with intelligent students trying to get study materials , call up friends and find out how screwed they are , decide to meet up to boost each others confidence , blow the whole day indulging in stupidity , open your books start day dreaming and curse yourself for wasting time, bunking mid sem exams , not attending lecture and curse all your friends who led you to your doom and end up praying to all religions n all gods to get you throught this time and wouldnt repeat the same mistake in next sem !

PRICELESS!

There are some things money cant buy ! , for everything else there’s your dad!

Hahahaha all seems humourous , but trust me am literally shitting in ma pants [ i know u too! ]

Signing off for exams!

Peace

Porn!

Hahahaha dont be scandalised

Read somewhere that this is the most searched word in the web , so trying a small experiment here to see if i get a humongous amout of hits today

And for those who actually ended up here after searching for it , curse me and get back to business

Kepp smiling