Exams and Theorey of relativity!

Exams on their way , and i was pondering over the theorey of relativity , and i found how beautifully the theorey is applicable to each and everyone of us .

ITS RELATIVE !

“Sit on a hot fire for a minute , it ll seem like an hour but sit next to a pretty chick for an hour it ll seem like a minute ! – Albert Einstein”

Modern versions -

“Sit in a lecture for a minute it will seem like an hour , sit in a cinema hall for 2 hours it ll seem like  minute”

” A walk to the HOD’s cabin [ which is 20 steps away ] seems like an eternal journey , a trip to nandhi hills “only 2 hours macha ! “

” Healthy hygenic food prepared by mom , tasteless , food available throughout the city on roads ” Heavenly!”

” Submit assignments on time which were given 2 weeks in advance , ” time is too less to complete ” , friends call you for night out at 8 pm ” will be there boy!”

” Dad says come to relatives place ” Have to study ! ” , catch up with old friends ” lot of time left for studies !”

” Take your neighbours dog to hospital , ” i get nausea” , go to hospitals after hospitals for you need a medical certificate to show in college for a reason for bunking your exams ” PLease help Sir ! “

” Look up on the internet and get information of tomorrow’ s lecture” – ” Computer is not proper sir ” , ” Orkut, Facebook , GTalk, Yahoo , Skype – Unlimited broadband also seems insufficient!”

Cost of 5 th sem college fees – 25000 + 1000 [ ushus ] + 350  [ CSA ]

Cost of Books , notes bag etc – 5000

Cost of clothes & accessories-  15000

Vehicle Expenses – 10000

Entertainment and dining expenses – 6000

Telephone expenses – 3000

Internet expenses – 4000

Exams in 5 days , you scramble around college and with intelligent students trying to get study materials , call up friends and find out how screwed they are , decide to meet up to boost each others confidence , blow the whole day indulging in stupidity , open your books start day dreaming and curse yourself for wasting time, bunking mid sem exams , not attending lecture and curse all your friends who led you to your doom and end up praying to all religions n all gods to get you throught this time and wouldnt repeat the same mistake in next sem !

PRICELESS!

There are some things money cant buy ! , for everything else there’s your dad!

Hahahaha all seems humourous , but trust me am literally shitting in ma pants [ i know u too! ]

Signing off for exams!

Peace

Porn!

Hahahaha dont be scandalised

Read somewhere that this is the most searched word in the web , so trying a small experiment here to see if i get a humongous amout of hits today

And for those who actually ended up here after searching for it , curse me and get back to business

Kepp smiling

Childhood :)

Azu….. Kinda dumb word it is …

Well goin out to all grown ups out there….. you know why we have so many complaints , so many grudges now than what we used to have earlier ?

Duh! didnt you read the title, you missing it ma man , THE CHILDHOOD .

Was speaking with my mom , was shocked to figure out what a pain in A$$ kid i was We did fun stuff back then , caring a damn for the world, wearing stupid clothes thinking that was coooool! [ atleast i was, maybe not all u born david beckhams out there ]  i mean life was fun all you had to do was eat , play with your playmates [ whom u didnt even refer to as friends, but they were much much much more truer than most now] come back home and give extraordinary explanations as to why taking a bath is injurious to health and eat junk and drop dead on bed. Schools fun , you are an apple of the eye to most peple around you who love you inspite of you being such a little devil and see to that not even a single drop of tear falls dwon from your tiny puppy eyes

now 12 years down the line , look at what life did to us ! Get back to it my friend, its a magical world out there

My LIfe be like Oooooooh Aaaaah!

Welcome back Life!

Lot of turmoil, a hell lot of mind games and even more amazingly tough battles were fought in these days. Man’s triumph seems to be absolute but lest he realises that battle was won but the war is still on . And confidence of emerging victorious is humongous but it is a matter of wading through the sands of time.

Good things come to an end, and the only reason why we hold on to them is our own weakness and inability to come out of that comfort zone . I mean itsrelevent , very much relevent to each and everyone of us for the simple reason that all of us hold on . But that is the very root cause of all misery . A great soul once said ” When Someone dear to us passes away, we cry not for his death but for our own lonlieness”

Some moments would be the best ever of your life, some would be worst , look at it either way they were superlative which is what makes them special at least unforgettable . But we as individuals are soo different, we have our own reasons , our own fables and our own fool’s paradises , our own weaknesses and our very own selfish desires which make us do things and lead our lives the way we do. Sometimes you are perplexed as to why things happened the way it happens lest do you realise that u didnt write the script of the other person influencing you.

Life is a stage and we all are actors , Yes! but hey  what kinda script are we enacting? Thats the question my man . Whatever it is are we just leading a countdown to our judgement day or are we making our path smoother for a purposeful journey ? Answer this , most of your questions later would fall in place.

My friend once said only 3 things happen once in life- ” Birth , Death and Love “  I would say laugh my girl laugh at the stupid theorey of yours, for life is the only thing that happens once everything is the same. And hey You know what ? I use this often …………

Shreyas Anur Jayanth

Remember the Name!

Friends…….

A sense of pride , a sense of fun and a sense of non sense. What’s life without them? A world without a world would be so lame for it aint funny playing this game.

k am outta here now will be updating soon , exams goin on..

Supression, Is it better than freedom?

Well not exactly. But it would be a test of chracter for those individuals who have nerves of steel. When you supress, taunt and make a person believe that you are way much better in all the ways than him, it builds in him a determination, a desire and a burning passion to excel. To make a statement and to prove that he is no less, in fact to prove that he is better than you are.

It is said that the difference between two individuals is their desire to exceed expectations and passion which takes them to be what they are. So next time you think you are good, Think Again!

Bangalore Blasts.

One of the gore incidents that has happened in the recent times. It wasnt the intensity of the blast that struck me but it was the execution of the same which was shocking. Imagine in garbage u got bombs, crude one made with ammonium nitrate, metal pieces, nails and BLADES. I was stunned for i was in my college attending an interview and had taken off with my friend to play snooker near forum just 20 minutes before the blast, i was shell shocked. The whole city was thrown into dissaray.

Mobile networks were jammed, colleges were shut down and it was chaos and commotion everywhere. Man! And people thought that terrorism was in Kashmir. Politicians were quick to make public statements and visit the injured in hospitals. So with government in hospitals who was running the state at the time we needed them the most? Congress blamed BJP for the blasts and BJP blamed  the SIMI [ Students of Islamic Movement of India]. What rubbish after everything is done you blame like cheapskates.

Everyone of us is to share the blame. What were we doing when all of this was still in its grass roots. Terrorism is poetry until it strikes your near and dear ones. Then all hell breaks loose. Blame the government, blame the terrorist outfits and blame the cops . Yeah! blame but you also need to stand up and take notice. But we are Indians and we wouldnt do that.

Life is back to normal on Saturday! Sad right?

Whats with the Hair?

Just managed to come outta Ikon with a wierd looking hair cut, a chop i should say. And i walk in my locality, people walk through me then come back with a shocked expression saying ” What the F!@# ? ” Its funny you know to see that expression. It is said that hair is ones representation of Ego. And Ego aint bad, for every man has: Id-the animal instinct , Super Ego-the idealistic behavioural instinct and Ego-the balance between the two.

It is believed that when one lets go of his/her hair, you become more stable. But i didnt cut my hair for all these reasons, I liked the look, so i got it done not to mention a thin line which we walk to avoid incurring th wrath of our management.

In the end my mom and dad just loved my hairstyle for they said thats how they used to chop my hair off when i was young. They say ” Alls Well that Ends Well!”

Social Networking.

The buzz word ! Truely has redefined man’s abilities to socialise. This is wierd . I mean there are virtual lives in existence [ wasnt one life enough!]
Yeah am refering to Second Life. And companies are even hiring in virtual space. Talk about shrinking space! Orkut and Facebook presence have seem to become like an essential parts of our lives. I mean friends ask you ” You are on Orkut? ” , ” Why dont you join Facebook, its more fun ?”
We have no time to meet our friends so we create escape routes. Looks like the world is going that way. Oh by the way the fable of Mr. Orkut creating orkut to find his long lost girl friend seems to be just a fable. Cheers!

Continuity.

Strange are the ways of nature. When we think that we have all but figured it out and lost hope that we cant do anything but suffer, its then we find out that it is no longer worrying us. The secret of letting go of anything is not trying to let it go or even waiting for it to go , but just become an observer . Mind is a beautiful thing, something with which i was struggling all these days wondering how i can come out of it, worrying constantly and being helpless in the process . What a fool i was. The river flows undisturbed by the ripples and the opposition to its flow. It cannot complain for it ll then become helpless. The river must flow for that is its destiny. And so should Man!